Let’s set things straight from the beginning. This is a
crazy story, totally inspired from reality… in some parts.
So:
Words around say there’s a war coming. Nighttime is
preparing for a big fight known as the Alpacalipse (they say the war consists
in 1000000 alpacas attacking the world, and yes, the emblem is an angry alpaca!
* see picture below)
Apparently 2 a.m. is totally pissed with midnight’s high
place and wants to fight midnight and take its place.
You remember in Cinderella that things happened at midnight?
Well… I’m no Cinderella, but honestly now… Shit happens
after 2.00 a.m.! Seriously! 2 a.m. is the hour we never speak about, it’s what
we call: the doomed hour. (Do you feel pity yet for the poor hour?)
Ok. At midnight we have… Cinderella, with her pumpkin, her
chalice, her doves and good fairies! We have the club cheaper entries! We have
happy shots, we have “Happy New Year Hour” aaaand it’s my birthday hour!
That’s why 2 a.m. is pissed off. No one ever says anything
about 2 a.m. No one ever sets things around that hour (have you ever heard someone
saying “Yeah! I’ll meet you there at 2 a.m.”?). They’ve made stories about
midnight. Never about 2 a.m.. They’ve written odes to midnight. No ode for 2
a.m..
Some are even scared to take decisions after 2 a.m. because
there’s a legend saying that all that’s decided after this particular hour it’s
doomed!
You can see by now why 2 a.m. is so angry, but in the end… Let
me try to solve this conflict and save us all from the horrible Alpacalipse, by
having a heart to heart conversation with 2 a.m..
Dear 2 a.m. Stop wanting to be the midnight when you
actually do the most amazing thing for million of clubbers all over the world.
You are that spectacular hour when the guest dj starts playing at the club.
People love you for that. There are people who sleep till 2 a.m. especially for
that moment, people who have an incredible date with you, 2 a.m., for that soul
moment. You have already beaten midnight, because you know what? Those people,
who hurry up to pay their midnight ticket price, do it only to be there at that
meeting with you!
Yeah! I’m good! I know! ;)
And here’s our angry alpaca! J
Hi! Hi! Hi!
Lexa
And as a bonus, this lovely knitted sweater made from alpaca wool! (I don't know that for sure, but that's why we have imagination for. let's pretend it's from alpaca wool) :)